Everyone, please take your seats, the performance is about to begin, starring Mandee aka Miss Sassy Pants! She is nominated for best actress in a leading dramatic role.  She feigns confidence and joy,  even engaging her fluffy tail,  to convince you she has everything under control. But, without warning or provocation she will revert to death defying screeches and screams which are so convincing that her hair stylist suggested sedation in the future and her caterer and propwoman thought she might have a GI disorder. Even her personal physician  was concerned about a cough she had when she first arrived on set, but it too has abated as she has settled into and gotten comfortable with her latest dressing room.  She prances as she nonchalantly sashays past her stage crew to go out to get some fresh air (and take care of business) between takes and,  although appearing content and satisfied, she is secretly scanning her surroundings for a backstage exit.  Once identified, she breaks character, bolting without warning.  Wailing ensues as soon as she realizes she is tethered to the show’s director. You would think someone is killing her! Her natural good looks,  coupled with being excruciatingly photogenic,  have earned her front page cameo on Canine Covergirl.  Her earnings will go a long way towards upkeep of the expensive looking fur coat she will be donning by Christmas!  As is true of so many celebrities, she remains somewhat aloof to us nobodies,  but is actually very sweet once the theater lights go off! Her current agreement has a clause in it that does not allow me to state her age, but it lies between the numbers of 8 and 10.  Miss Mandee is heartworm negative and already spayed. Being fully vetted, she is waiting for her agent to call any minute with her next contract. You don’t want to miss curtain call on this doll!

We at Tired Dog Rescue strive to find homes for dogs in need, build quality relationships with responsible owners, and preserve current dog-family homes by seeking solutions to financial, behavioral, and situational dog problems. We believe the lives of homeless, abandoned and abused dogs are just as precious as dogs that currently have a loving home. We believe that all dogs deserve a loving home despite their age, medical condition and/or disabilities. We provide whatever medical care is needed regardless of cost. All dogs are spayed/neutered, heartworm negative and current on vaccinations before being placed.